Dear Scoops,

Little do you know that I have been very disappointed with your current candy selections. I have entered your premise several times last week and not found what I was looking for. I only get one break a day, and I look forward to that time in which I can peruse the shop. For the past 2 weeks, I have wanted to grab myself a baggie and fill it with an endless supply of runts. Every single time I have been there, you have left me empty and runtless. I find it hard to believe that it gets emptied within a matter of hours. Is it that so many people on campus love runts as much as I do, or do you see a lack of runt-eaters and decide NOT to replenish the bowl?

Either way, it's not right, and I won't have it any more. Today at 3:00pm, I have a break from work. I expect to see a huge pile of runts in that bowl. You've had 2 weeks to fill it up, and even 2 full weekends to do the job. Please don't tease my tastebuds this way. I go in there and I see 3 lonely runts. A banana, an orange, and half a heart; MY HEART. My heart that I should be devouring in between classes. Instead it is torn in two, while someone else enjoyed it for a fleeting moment.

Wasted.

Unfortunately your plethora of other candy items do not tickle my fancy. Please don't let me down today.

Sincerely,
Kat