girls vs boys

Recently I've been havin some issues with being a girl. At times I really love being a girl, and many times I absolutely hate it. I might get graphic, so if you need... you might stop reading here.

Alright. Lately I've been thinking that guys have it SO much easier in life. I'm sure you all know why... but let me list some reasons that I have been dwelling on for the past few weeks.

1. The world is a man's urinal. They can pee anywhere, standing up and not make a complete MESS.
2. Emotions. They just don't have as much complicated emotions that girls have. We are on a ROLLERCOASTER that seems to never end! (At least I am. Other girls may be different) Here is a diagram I made on 'paint' to explain.

I think you get the idea.

3. They don't bleed once a month that lasts for up to 7 days... and for some, more.

4. They don't have to ever be pregnant, or ever worry that they are pregnant, or birth a child if they ARE pregnant.

5. Let's just talk about the difference in prices when they get their hair done compared to ours. A cut is 7.95 and ours is like 30. Granted their hair is generally shorter than ours. BUT, it still stinks. Some guys have their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends do their hair, and that's FREE!!

6. Time to get ready. They can get ready in a much shorter time. No make up, they don't shave their hair on thier bodies, they don't paint thier nails... etc!! (Exception of course, the guys that DO participate in these activities)

7. We cost more. Think about all our clothes, accessories, tampons, pads, perfumes, shoes, make-up and the list goes on and on.

So this list may not seem like a big deal, but it's been bugging me a lot lately!

Fortunately, I know a little what it's like being a guy now, and I love it! With my head shaved, waking up and getting ready is the easiest thing in the world. I absolutely love it! If I had known it would be this nice I would have done it years ago!! :)